Do what? I believe this is what they call "bullshido"

After this, every school with the word "family" or "fun" in it needs to explode.

phhht. whatever. that's some 1st degree yellow belt shit there. every kid can do it.

These kids lack the subtle grace and dignity of cosplayers.

The funny thing is, the dragon alone probably cost them an extra 00.

Fuck this. I'm learning Rex Kwan Do instead

Did that kid just hadouken a fucking dragon?

Tiger Schulmann's in Philly uses the same commercial.

Like the school bully is going to sit and wait for you to charge up your power level.

LEADERSHIP! SELF DEFENSE! TAKE IT ALL THE WAAAAYYY