I love Mike Tenay. He never seemed to fit in pro-wrestling visually at all (although, he's a wonderful commentator), but it's clear that few people know pro-wrestling more than he does. He comes off like the constant golden ticket fan getting to hang out with all his idols instead of being part of the attraction.

I just realized, if I grow out my beard and hit the charity shops for some costume I could pass for the Macho Man. Little late for this Halloween, but next year....

He's that goldfish in that pond now. And of course, Miss Elizabeth was last seen floating face-down in Lex Luger's swimming pool.

Oh man. Greatest promo ever.

Go swim with her, Macho Man! Swim with her with pride.