Of freakin' course they're speaking Russian! I could've told you that with the sound totally off. And based on my year of Russian in high school, the main guy keeps yelling about dicks.

It has to be Russia, it always has to be Russia with these kind of videos.

is he like their dad or something? sounds much older

also, that girl at the end is pretty hot

still don't understand how the citizens are so ridiculously fearless, and yet Putin still runs the country.

And that's when the acid kicked in.

Question about the hopper...

I submitted this and within minutes it appeared on the front page.
Please keep in mind that I live in Singapore, submitting at 3AM EST. Are there that many insomniacs voting at ungodly hours? There is top notch stuff in the hopper that has been collecting dust for days. It's not the first time I've noticed it. Do I have hopper privileges due to my ancient account?

Support, do I have magical powers?

Okay, now what's the plan for getting back down?

that guy's breathing is seriously annoying

Sweaty palms? check.