You must tyep your titanium verk shoose together tree tyems and repeat, "There's no place like communal farm collective, there's no place like communal farm collective, there's no place like communal farm collective!"
Even better: this is based on the Russian children's novel based on L. Frank Baum's Wizard of Oz, cuz I guess they were just like fuck it, ours is better? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_the_Emerald_City