To be fair, Melanie is pretty cute.

Streets Flooded With Thousands of Unused NBA Basketballs.

CC Sebathia Signs Contract for All the Money he Can Eat.

I forget how great the news crawl is on these.

im going to have to five this because i'm an eagles fan who lives minutes from the christiana mall in delaware. thank you for making me feel weirdly zoned-in upon today, internet.

Don't judge my feelings.

"You can't tell me Ndamukong Suh thought it was okay to eat Roger Goodell"

"He was hungry! Nobody thinks anything that they do is wrong"

I admire them for using a cannibalism joke as a 3 second throwaway in the intro.