It was better when I mistook it for crashing into Dallas Cowboy staff.

Not a bad chance to link the "signs of the inevitable machine uprising" tag.

The ghost of Al Davis has returned.

Damn demon carts.

On second thought, let's just stick to pouring the gatorade on him.

Didn't Stephen King write a novel about this?

That's what you get for not spending the night in your room fuming about how you're better than everybody else because you have a level 80 WoW character!

Stars for the uprising tag and the man who ends up in the drivers seat and tries to steer it away.

Two yard markers MYSTERIOUSLY wind up wedged perfectly over the accelerator?

All my stars to the man that executes the completely unnecessary roll out of the side of the cart instead of attempting to sit up and get control of the thing.

I will name it Christine.

Just like Madden '93.