|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
hey this toy commercial isnt very good
The war between the Autobots and the Decepticons is like an intricate chess game between two brain-damaged toddlers.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"Galvatron, the tests came back. One of my tapes... Is yours."
"What?! Which one?!"
"Good! The other ones are stupid!"
It's like a bar fight. Rodimus has loser friends, Soundwave is embarrassed and is trying to redirect Galvatron, everyone watching is astounded at what crappy people they are, etc.
I don't know what you're talking about, this succinctly and elegantly sums up the average middle class evening. Just with robots.
Ok Soundwave picked a really shitty time to show up but Galvatron already had multiple chances to kill him AND could have shot him BEFORE walking away.
I mean.... WTF Galv, are your logic processors non-functioning??
Wasn't the essence of Galvatron basically always "does not give a shit" (but with a manic edge, so he'd do stuff, but it didn't tend to be terribly productive or well-thought-out)?
I never watched Headmasters. It wasn't broadcast where I lived, so I guess I dodged a bullet there, growing up.
Wait, now that I think about it, why would robots even need to physically talk out loud to each other? Couldn't they use some super encrypted wireless communications or something?
And another thing, Soundwave is supposed to be the communications expert but he can't work out a better way to tell the fucking leader something of importance other than to walk up to him and ask to see him out back?
Fucking hell, Transformers should end with the humans breaking all of their stupid robot retard faces.
If you think about it like that, there's also no reason for them to be humanoid, or exist on the physical plane at all. I mean, if these machines' only purpose is to wage war on one another, the ultimate Autobot is a dude who transforms into an Electro-Magnetic Pulse.
It's like an Arthur Miller play...but with robots.
I could have sworn there were robots in The Crucible.
|Jet Bin Fever |
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