When I meet Eric, I'm just going to carry him around on my back like Yoda.

When, not if.

I fond him normal.

Sorry, Erik.

PS: mail me some jerky; I'm starving.

fruit juice has a lot of sugar

drink nothing but water, iced tea, or black coffee

moron

Fruit juice can also mean orange or grapefruit.

Keep sucking on your corn syrup, fatty.

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NOBODY INSULTS MY ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED FOOD COLORING!

What are you even talking about?

Why don't you two just start making out and get it over with?

Who want to make out with a fatty?

An average person drinking caffeine free diet coke isn't that strange.

A 600 pound man having a stockpile of soda placebo on hand is kind of tragic.

If Lurch can't recognize the spectacle in that and starts talking about drink nazis instead, I don't even want to imagine how many jelly rolls he's sporting.

Am I seriously reading someone advocating the consumption of caffeine-free Diet Coke over fruit juice?

Fruit juice isn't that good for you. Eating actual fruit is good for you. You want more plant matter in your body slowing the absorption of fructose; 'extra pulp' OJ doesn't count. If you drank as much grape juice as some people drink soda on a daily basis, you'd end up just as fat and diabetic as the people you see exiting Wendy's on a mobility scooter.

I drink Coke Zero but I'm not a fan of the caffeine. And it depends on the fruit juice. I try to avoid sugary stuff especially high fructose corn syrup. I'm also not big on the snacks listed. I feel like if I just sat around all day eating sugary, fatty foods, I'd feel like shit all the time.

I'm not sure what's going on in this thread, but I'm 5 staring it.

Which magical "fruit juice" are we talking about here? Because there are many. It helps to be specific.

Did you know SANDWICHES are bad for you?

No, it really doesn't matter that much which fruit juice we're talking about. Samisyosam is correct; pretty much all fruit juices aren't that good for you, given today's average diet. They're all high in sugar but low in fiber.


Did you know that Spikes doesn't know much about nutrition?

Is that because I suggested that not all fruit juices are created equal? Or because I was confused that someone would recommend Diet Coke over the ambiguous "fruit juice"? Or is it because you're jealous of my eight pack?

Obviously eating fruit is an infinitely better idea than attempting to drink it, and I'm not sure what kind of numbnuts would suggest otherwise. But nobody said that.

I can't believe it's not butter?

stop drinking iced tea you dumb piece of shit

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/08/120802111332.htm

We've all seen your Christmas video, George Wendt.

I gained about 30 pounds in my 3 years at Blur.

50-60 hours weeks plus free snacks/beer plus no self control.

Ugh.

That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever read.

Is this the first post of mine you've ever read on this site?

gummi chell's vagina

in blue and orange

Fixed

I always thought that was the ghost of Codehappy.

Erik would have written "their proximity."

Without identifying them.