SPORTS IS NEXT

no words for the evil

Classy as fuck.

News anchor accidentally announces the death of his career.

"Sure is easy when they're stiff like this.....And very sad."

-1 star for anchor missing the obvious punchline: "They really brought the house down!".

I can't get enough of collapsing stages.

The first words out of his mouth are "a few minor injuries".

"No doubt the orchestra will have to re-tune."

"No doubt the theatre will need to hire someone to clean up the blood and bones."

"No doubt brown people are like insects, and don't feel pain, so I'm going to shake my head with a smirk and move on."

"No doubt season ticket sales are going to suffer."

BA-DOOM BOOM

You know, that one proverb where the rug is a stage and it's not a metaphor.