I bet if he could just stand still the record wouldn't skip like that.

and our hero walks into the sunset

He should have walked in a more populated area to see if he could start an impromptu dance party.

Taking PUA to new levels.

Black people bagpipes.

He needs a custom backpack/record changer to complete this. That one record wont keep asses moving all night.

Thanks for sharing your shitty noise with the whole neighborhood, asshole.

Trying so hard to look cool.

This reminds me of a Laurel and Hardy bit where they drive a car with a record player operated with string.