Kibblesmith
I get the impression that he has a beautiful home.

spikestoyiu
He must have made some serious money off of those two books of inspirational poetry.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
If you're from California, everyone with a large wooded backyard appears to be rich but homes like his are a dime a dozen in the Midwest and South.

TeenerTot
Dude, I'm from the midwest and I have nothing close to this.

J0kerman
He's an alarm guy..works on alarm systems, etc. We used to work with him until he became too much of an asshole to customers. By asshole, I mean trying to be funny instead of doing his job...

Toenails
The last breath of a starving child as they are slowly strangled in a cold dark alley by a rancid hobo with a hard-on.

pastorofmuppets
also Jon Cryer

kwash
Oh, there we go.