Sorry the audio is so crap, but this is still a great theme. (Bill Conti is probably best known for the "Rocky" theme music, but he did a ton of other stuff, including "The Right Stuff", "Dynasty", and "American Gladiators.")

I surprised myself be remembering how this theme went before I heard it

That ending is immortal.

Jesus Tyne Daley was dykey.

Just a minor observation that sex crimes, like flashing, were not a big deal in the 80s. Today, SVU would have been all over that guy.

Wait. Wasn't that the leader of Cobra Kai as the male lead?

Sounds like general late 70s/early 80s intros to me.

I've never seen this show and I've never seen this opening but damn that was dykey.

This used to be 90% of the programming on the Lifetime network, back when A&E was the "All-Hitler Channel."

Women can be police!