This makes me wonder what Macedonian army camps were like back in the 4th century BC. I can only imagine what they did to amuse themselves during downtime... well, besides the buttsex.
GodDAMMIT, Private, if you aren't the worst motherfucking sashayer ever spat out of some wrinkled Virginian womb! If you don't sassy that jumping jack up, I'll have you digging latrines in Mogadishu!