La Loco Wimpy? I'd hate to see the size of the basketball hoops he'll be breaking when he's full grown!
RocketBlender You're actually really funny when you're not making chzbrgr references.
BorrowedSolution Yeah, what a stupid, nerdy little....oh wait, he's OUTSIDE trying to play basketball. At the risk of sounding mildly bitter about this subject; just because he's wearing glasses doesn't make him a nerd, you twat.
Also, 'twat' is not usually something you call a girl over the internet, unless you want to come across as a bitter young man, or a skeevey old one. You can pick which one if you'd prefer, or I can just imagine you as the second.