gmol      "Protect me from hexakopter...."
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Louis Armstrong      Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Hexakopter.
Caution: Hexakopter may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Hexakopter contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Hexakopter on concrete.
Discontinue use of Hexakopter if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations
If Hexakopter begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Hexakopter may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Hexakopter should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Hexakopter, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Hexakopter include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Hexakopter has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Hexakopter.
Hexakopter comes with a lifetime warranty.
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baleen      Holy shit... this only gets better when it switches to koptercam.
This is so awesome.
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garcet71283      Am I the only one who is getting a little concerned about Germany...?
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Camonk The only concern I have watching this is that I ain't got a cloud of those things flying around me carrying out my every whim.
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Hooper_X      I want one with a voice synthesizer that can follow me around and make snide remarks in the manner of a film noir goomba. "Yeah, boss! Whatever you say, boss! You tell 'em!"
It will also bring me beer.
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splatterbabble      Worst. Frisbee. Ever.
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fatatty      The CIA's gonna love this thing.
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Time Travel Mishap      "Don't worry Mr. Goldstien I think it just wants to bring us a coke"
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oogaBooga      What hell sounds like (for bees).
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      NUTZLAST
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MacGyver Style Bomb      Manhack!
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Zarathustra00      At 3:05 hexakopter clearly does not approve of the disturbance to its hovering and retaliates
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Binro the Heretic      I love how the stroboscopic effect makes it look like the props are barely moving.
My eight-year-old nephew's reaction: "Now throw a football at it!"
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RockBolt      Get this thing to market on the double
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duck&cover      GET TO ZEE HEXAKOPTER!
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JimL2      It even dampens the effect of its swaying payload. Very clever.
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Lauritz Melchior      The first time that it shot up into the sky, the effect of the camera adjusting to the sudden change in light exposure made it seem as though HexaKopter had laid waste to the known universe.
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La Loco      I'm in love with Hexakopter. It should be connected to a vr interface.
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Alexander Until      It sounds kind of evil. I'm not sure if that's a selling point or not.
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kennydra      An army of these and an army of boston dynamics big dogs would be the scariest sound ever created by man.
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Slagathor      In a few years, this will be killing the Middle Eastern enemies of the President Barbara Bush.
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