Made in China

The terrorists made this as an ironic joke to see if Americans would buy it. That's right, they're guerrilla arting us, now.

The ironic part is this guarantees the flag will touch the ground - all the time.

Embarrassing patriotism aside, that's pretty neat.

-5 stars for not flying that thing into a building
+10 stars for people who don't think a bald eagle is emblematic enough of America but need there to be an American flag on the eagle too.

I don't actually like the video but it's such an American display of patriotism.