Hugo Gorilla      An Indian company made a video game featuring Jughead Jones ramming people for hamburgers. I love globalization.
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Caminante Nocturno     FX FLABS!
Archie is one of the biggest tools in the history of American comics.
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Aelric The worlds most boring comic spawns the worlds most boring game. I'm hope everyone involved in both are dead now.
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zatojones Aside from less blood and fewer f-bombs, how exactly does this differ from any of the GTA games in any way?
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Aelric zato: I just hate Archie, so I assumed as much of the game. I mean, it's fucking Archie. I should wish death on myself just to typing something associated to it.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck white people
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Meerkat      If this were a BioWare game you would be able to have Hot Dog seduce Betty. And maybe Reg.
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TheOtherCapnS      This five is based solely on the possibility that racistman3d will start making videos using this engine.
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fluffy      Nearly everything in this video looks like stock Torque assets.
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BHWW      Games like these are absolutely made in the knowledge clueless grandparents will buy them as presents for the kids.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit      Duuuuuh, stay outta Riverdale.
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RocketBlender      I may be spoiled by Saints Row 2, but all the same, this is hard to watch, even.
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spikestoyiu      Since the Simpsons reference has already been made, I'll just say this: THE SOUNDTRACK.
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RomancingTrain      I have pep-pep in the back of a stolen taxi in the alley behind the BurgerShot.
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Xenocide      I'M DRIVIN' THROUGH RIVERDALE
Then I get a call on my cellphone.
It's my cousin Roman, and he's all "Archie, my cousin! Want to go to strip club?"
So we go, and, long story short, I married Veronica.
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oogaBooga      5 for mundanity. I want to see what happens with a pedestrian collision - possibly a malted milkshake comes out.
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Comatose2      Hot coffee mod?
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Lazer Chachi      For pep-pep.
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cognitivedissonance      You know, Bully was essentially the same game, only the lawn mowing was a PUNISHMENT. Even the town looks exactly like Bullworth. Distressing.
Considering Bully is one of my favorite games ever, this is just sad.
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CornOnTheCabre      I had to subtract so many stars for the music that the score ended up rolling back to five.
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klingerbgoode      you can play as a dog!
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