They improved the song.

This guy keeps saying he can dance, but, like, he can't.

There's a dog. Here's a fence. Are you still following me?

All renaissance festivals are from hell.

You know, that dance isn't all that safe.

I like punch and judy. I could really go for a show right now but people might think I am a pedo.

Ho lee shit

THAT SPELLS "SS"

this is one of the better ones... but the idea of the literal thing is you aren't supposed to make value judgments on crap on the screen like it's a weird al song. you just literally describe the stuff on the video. that's why it's funny. that's the funny part.

Hit or miss.

Replacing the refrain with "Midget's Ass" was a good move.

Flawless victory.

You all secretly love this song. Or maybe you secretly love midgets.

It's an improvement on the song, and now I will only hear this if it plays. Which I hope it doesn't

They actually brought more props to the midget, who was the real star.

I guess genuinely liking Men Without Hats kind of colors this, but this was a really shitty rendition of this song.

I'd forgotten that the woman in the vid had a mouth like a gulper eel.