iJustEjaculated

Kids will look at this video in the future and be amazed that we didn't have auto-detect technology for boobs by 2009.

This is definitely a KILLER APP

Needs a "badoi-oi-oing" sound effect. THEN we've got the nadir, right there.

There have been literally dozens of iPhone apps that have done this.

What happens if you place the boob detectors on the model's face? I need to know for...research purposes...

I do like how the second hotspot automatically sizes itself to match the first. That's a minor issue, but it's good programming that saves several seconds that can be used to do more important things.

I thought Steve Jobs didn't approve apps that involved sex, farts, or anything that could even remotely compete with an existing Apple service.

Knockerrific!

Ooookay. NOW I'm convinced I need an iPhone.

This isn't an iPhone. The screen is bigger and iTouchs don't use styluses. However, there have been apps similar to this on iPhone, though most of them get taken down rather quickly. There was one recently where you had to supply the pictures and I think that one is still up.