"Shit and Shinola, while superficially similar in appearance, are entirely distinct in their function; only one is good for polishing shoes, and anyone who fails to distinguish one from the other must be ignorant or of low acuity."
Seriously, if the video was nothing but the old lady with DE FEESTS MADE OF STEEL, the video would still warrant 5 stars. Better yet, -1 star for not being nothing but the old lady, over and over and over again.