But wait, there's more!

At first I thought it would be some teenagers ordering with a Billy Mays soundboard, and then the video started, and it was full of stars.

Any TV shill that is willing to self parody gets at least 5 stars.

A class act

damn! He drives a bentley!

Vince is still better.

Should I envy a guy who wears a real beard that looks like a fake beard?

I am not sure to rate this high for self-parody, or rate this really low for my undying, eternal hatred of Billy Mays. I have chosen the middle ground.

Oh lower class black women, why are you so cool? Especially when you're fat.

RIP :(

A giant of a man. Though this triple order or whatever might just explain his problems.