I expect to see a Voca People theater across from the blue man group shithole in Times Square providing culture to fat Ohioans in less than a year. Unless that's already happened and I'm too lazy to search for it.
Seriously this is some amateur hour human-beatbox shit if they think people's minds are totally going to be blown by a few voices going BOMP PSSH BOMP PSSH
God help us if these middle-america Waiting For Guffman doofs ever discover Tuvan Throat Singing ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA )
And I mean there are PEOPLE out there DEVOTED to the craft of music and honing their voices and being as literate as possible in the widest array of musical styles and they are SLAVING and STARVING while these idiots will probably go far with their hee-larious blend of retarded silent-movie-style mugging and eighties hits
I hate college a capella groups. Or just the ones that think it's terribly clever to do a cover of the Super Mario song with people going "DOO DOO PTCHOO" to imitate square waves.
Very few internet videos make me want to actively hurt the people in them.
The music, the witless choreography and gestures, all that is standard white people stuff. But WHY the inexplicable costumes? That just sends it over the edge into truly teeth-grinding territory.
2. Trying to achieve the BMG's "homogeneous alien" look, as though we'd be totally unable to distinguish Short Fat Chick from Beardy Guy and all the other mincing, mugging assholes who are all so very punchable in their unique way.
Same thinking that leads them to think they need to reassure people that these are TOTALLY HUMAN VOICES they hear. They are untalented idiots performing for idiots, and they think EVERYONE is idiots and they must be CLEANSED from the face of this EARTH
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