Now be fair here: When they recorded all that shit, they never thought a movement of Puritan wackos would take the concept and go off with it. They were just a bunch of self-conscious kids who didn't do drugs writing songs justifying why they didn't have to do drugs to be into hardcore punk. Shit, they probably thought they'd be booed off the stage once people figured out what they were singing about.

Anyway, five stars because I would totally have loved to see the conversation where they explain to Ben Kingsley what he's doing in this video.