I'm sorry you don't like nice things. You should feel kind of bad.

I do.

:(

Its not a matter of too cool. Its just that I don't like "techno" music, which in this case is pretty bland anyway (repetitive goes without saying).

The voice samples are mixed in decently, but that's not worth more than a star.

Oh, someone gave me a serious response.

Oh.

I do not like your music, which plays the same series of notes more than four times in succession. I also do not like when your music does not sound like what I think music should sound.

I am holier than thou because your taste sucks.

I like Portal though.

WHY CAN'T ALL MUSIC USE GENERATIVE ALGORITHMS SO THAT IT IS CONSTANTLY DIFFERENT?

Have none of you noticed that I have yet to say "NOW!"?

Jumping the gun is not cool.

funny, thats the same reason i hate guitars and drums

I'm not too cool, and I like 'techno' music (I believe that is what the young people are calling it), and I like Portal, even!

I just think that this sucks. Try and imagine someone who'd never heard of Portal liking this. I can't!

the fattest noise.

Not true. "Meh" is third fattest, after "glomp" and "musings".

THE MORE YOU KNOW

You, sir, need to listen to some Ratatat.