I died while he delivered it. Material aside, who reads their bit off paper during stand-up? And even with this aid, he still manages to ramble and stumble for half the bit.
-1 for saying that not having seen Star Wars is a good thing.
-1 for saying that he watched it again and it was awful.
- 1,000,000 for being terribly unfunny.
+ 999,998 so I can give it 1 star, because no stars doesn't count.