I was hoping they would be peeing on each other, but this is much better.

wtf.

Ya know, GTA never had Steve Albini and David Yow as comedy relief...

ouch my brain

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354528/ I am positive this was never really going to be a game.

first subgenius thing that's made me laugh in quite a while.

That just drilled my frontal lobe.

That sir, is the full-on Bulldada.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea what the fuck I just watched.

This must have been what was on the videotape in that crappy "Ring" movie...

If they hired a drugged out pyromaniac to make an Old Navy commercial it would look like this.

It doesn't look like this game even needs a plot.

my brain feels like poo now

With this video I can confound...nay, destroy my enemies.

Ok, fess up, who put shrooms and LSD in my water? This is getting scary now...

"Hey! Look at this! It's us!

Fuck yeah!

They predicted the Columbia disaster and 9/11 happening... at the same time and place!

XTREME TRADGEDY!!!! And only our black stereotype firefighter can save the city!

I...assumed this was a (very well edited) fake trailer and was mildly annoyed...But Google's telling me it's real. REAL. AUGGHH.

Google says: IGN is the ultimate Duelin' Firemen! resource for trailers, screenshots, cheats, walkthroughs, release dates, previews, reviews, soundtracks and news.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i need this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I.. uh.. just take my stars and leave me be!

We've all had days like this.

Seems reasonable

Also: needs a meatball football tag

ALSO STARRING A GIRL WITH PLEASANT BREASTS! THERE SHE IS AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
UH OH, NOW SHE'S IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT THAT STILL EMPHASIZES HER CHEST!