Waiting for it....waiting for it........aaaand, it down she goes. Yeah.

Would this qualify as dramatic irony? The viewers can all see the drawers teetering while she obviously can't.

The Sultan is pleased by your dance.

I guess it's more dignified than being impaled by a toilet.

She gets stars for being one of the rare non fat belly dancers

+2 stars for being awesome.
-1 star for being censored (I know, I know, sfw site).

This version leaves out the part where her tits flop out, providing the final nudge towards disaster

The way the music keeps playing...with no sign of life from the dancer.

If this wasn't censored, it'd have everything,
a shapely bottom, breasts fleeing their bounds and large furniture crashing to the ground.