almost unacceptably japanese. I'm too drunk to rate this right now.

It... um... won't be any clearer when you're sober.

So that's what christmas is like in japan.

I think unacceptably japanese needs to become a new category. Or perhaps part of a new rating system. For instance, Japanese wrestlers versus a house would rate as wonderfully Japanese.

PS Do japanese boys actually dress like that, or is it only in strange shorts and Godzilla movies?

Next year I am totally getting a Christmas robot to put gifts under. I shall call him Mr. Roboto and he will live on the moon.