cats are repulsive, ignorant animals, best served up by some stereotype celebrating his backwards holiday.
To think somebody would trust a cat - the gypsies of the animal kingdom - into their home is beyond me; probably because they're all deplorable gaytards, and a cat's the only animal capable of surviving being shoved up their owner's barren uterus for "credit" of their weak, collapsible bodies.
to the attention of theFlu: The only repulsive, ignorant animal here is you. That said, this still gets five stars because dogs are awesome. Especially well-mannered rottweilers.