Japan loves cocks. Cocks and rape

I'm surprised there were no tentacles.

So being young and rebellious in Japan= Not riding a giant wooden penis?

According to an old legend.
Please touch the woody penis.
You will be happy and all prosperity.

I think that penis IS actually kind of prudish. It didn't even say hello to wellwishers and passers by. Jerk.

Also, this is Japan and they are masters of robotics...I cannot wait until the mechanical bull version of the demo penis is constructed. Now THAT would be tourism.

Just...screw your five stars, this gets ten.

"It didn't even say hello to wellwishers and passers by. Jerk."

Well, whaddya expect from such a big prick? (ba-da-dum)

I liked the vagina-pops.

When Did Darth Vader go pink?