Blaise - 2007-09-16
It seems the alien invaders have too much time on their hands. Why don't they attack already?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2007-09-16
He deserves some sort of tangible prize from the game after that.
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coprolalia - 2007-09-16
Figures Japan would get the best version of Tetris. HOLD function, please!
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StanleyPain - 2007-09-16 Tetris Evolution on 360 has it too.
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EvilHomer - 2007-09-16
I was about to laugh at him at 5:50, but he shut me up pretty quickly.
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Princess v2.1 - 2007-09-16
what
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Severian - 2007-09-16
Holy shit.
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RockBolt - 2007-09-16
How
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-09-16
The hands are there to convince you it's real.
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Smellvin - 2007-09-16
I bet this guy is the Rainman, and he's a good driver - very good driver (but only on Sundays).
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Hellweek15 - 2007-09-16
My mind is a fucked apart dead thing
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revdrew - 2007-09-16
INVISIBLE. FUCKING. LEVEL.
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Knaaks - 2007-09-16
He only won cuz he got better blocks then me :(
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voodoo_pork - 2007-09-16 Ye olden Tetris excuse in thine book.
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Benzene265 - 2007-09-16
I like how the pieces were going so fast that they just appeared at the bottom of the screen.
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tamago - 2007-09-16
I saw it and I still don't fucking believe it.
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thebaronsdoctor - 2007-09-16
This clip is proof that time-stopping supermen walk among us
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coprolalia - 2007-09-16 Hummingbird DNA.
Meanwhile, fat Texan kids post videos to bitch about how hard Super Mario Bros. is.
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Plan B - 2007-09-16
Imagine how horrible it would be to have to scratch your nose in the middle of that.
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Adramelech - 2007-09-16
Dude what.
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NoCode - 2007-09-16
Definitely Wapner.
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Gill_Sans - 2007-09-16
It's full of stars.
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StanleyPain - 2007-09-17
And I thought I was pretty good at Tetris.
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TheQuakeSoldier - 2007-09-17
This video tears apart the fabric of reality.
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Xenocide - 2007-09-17
Give this man whatever he wants, lest he send a plauge of colored blocks to destroy the harvest.
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Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-09-18
*fetal position*
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Dr. Smooth - 2007-09-19
I never knew you could actually beat tetris.
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IrishWhiskey - 2007-09-20
The developers probably only put in that mode to be able to recognize when Jesus had returned, as no mortal can possibly beat it.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-09-21
If ever I needed a reason not to start gaming.
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schwitz - 2007-09-25
I bet he could be the best data entry clerk that ever lived.
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charmlessman - 2007-09-26
Why is it that the Japanese are so good at video games and metal guitar?
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Endoris - 2007-09-26
No.
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The McK - 2007-09-28
And then he just looks around at the rest of the arcade, wordlessly asking "Anyone for two-player?"
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-03
I shudder to think of what this guy's apartment looks like.
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tamago - 2008-02-15 http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF206-Game_Boy.gif
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Tenshi Ochiru - 2007-10-14
Ummmm. wow.
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Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-10-22
oh my sweet merciful jesus lord christ muhammad of saint paul's cathedral
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fluffy - 2007-10-28
There is nothing that the Japanese can't turn into an ultra-obsessive lifestyle.
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bac - 2007-11-03
-1 because it wasn't the orginal tetris...and I'm going straight to hell.
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Alektorophobic - 2007-11-08
It kept getting faster, and faster, and I looked, and there was still over a minute left of video and I thought, "how much fucking faster does it get???"
And then the blocks turned invisible and my jaw dropped.
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Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2007-12-13
Invisible blocks.
Invisible. Fucking. Blocks.
This man is the god damn omega nerd.
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elm axo - 2008-02-27
and at the end of all that he just gets a few fireworks? Give the guy a porsche, or a blowjob or something
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threads - 2008-03-01
This man is our King. We will follow him unto DEATH
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Pie Boy - 2008-04-12
my mind
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Random - 2008-05-06
This is the first time in my life that I've seen something so awesome that it actually made me kind of nauseous.
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Keefu - 2008-06-01
He didn't just beat the computer, he shamed and violated it.
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oogaBooga - 2008-06-14
Somehow i'm going to fap to this - i just need to think up the right angle.
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PeteyCruiser - 2008-07-14
i wonder which piece in the upcoming line-up he focuses on.
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Big Name Celebrity - 2008-07-17
I want a new nervous system. One that can do this.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-08-12
GOTTA BEAT THE BISHOP, GOTTA REACH LEVEL 13.
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Vicious - 2008-10-10
His technique is pretty simple, just build up everything except that one column on the far right and knock it out every once in a while with a straight block. No, I couldn't do any better.
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William Batty - 2008-11-16 That's everybody's technique. It's how you play Tetris.
I am amazed by his steely-eyed cold-blooded insistence on getting every point by Tetris and never, never deviating from that formula no matter how tall his stack gets or how immediately the blocks are hitting it. I wonder whether his bravery and resolve are Tetris-specific, or whether he walks the Earth with this kind of power coiled up behind his slanty little eyes.
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FABIO - 2009-07-28 His technique is pretty simple. He just jumps over the other guy's checkers.
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8bitwintermute - 2009-02-07
This is 4 stars until I see him do it without the hold function.
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SocialGnome - 2010-06-23
We must hope and pray he never discovers women or we will all be deemed obsolete.
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zerobackup - 2011-01-02
First 3 minutes: Ok that's weird, he's really good
Next 3 minutes: That looks damn near impossible
Final Minute: My brain left my body and exploded into a billion shimmering pieces
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Nikon - 2013-10-17
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
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