AIEEE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Holy shit, he looks like the retarded kid of Ben Laden and Scarlet johanson.

I would pay to hear him read for a living.

He manages to make this sound sexy. He's like Barry White, reincarnated and nerdified.

This man's puberty was surely one of the acoustic wonders of the world.

He could be SIDNEY POITIER

and make movies with MEL GIBSON


(he would DIG HIS foxhole)

I could totally see him as the narrator for a cold case files type show.

Holy Shit.

Dang.