Stopheles - 2024-09-28
I HAVE A LAWYER!!
I HAVE A LAWYER!!
I was a guard at MoMa in the late 90s, and the most obnoxious people we dealt with were consistently the "Movie People," who would stand in line for every single film screening, smelling like latrines and cigarettes. At one point one of them got so angry about a non-Movie Person being the first in line that she shoved one of the guards and was banned from the museum.
A few days later, she tried to sneak her way in by disguising herself.
By wearing a sombrero.
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