I just played through this a few months ago, and while it is clearly retarded in so many ways, I think the puzzles are more 'logical' than a lot of its contemporaries. I didn't find myself getting completely stumped, eventually having to look something up, only to find the solution was so fucking backwards it made me want to stop playing.

I had this game when I was a kid. They used to have little warnings but Egghead Computers never enforced them. There was one part where if you ask the wrong questions, the guy in charge of guarding all of America's nuclear weapons shoots you in the head, falls on the detonator and ostensibly nukes the entire planet.

You forgot to mention that that guy is missing both his legs, and (hand)stands guard at the missile base with a rifle and the nuke button taped to the bottom of his stumped waist. If he shoots you, the recoil knocks him onto his stump and nukes everything.

Just now played this!

Nope, full of bullshit adventure game logic puzzles.

At least, most of the game was a pixel hunt. They really fucked up the ancient adventure game art of making usable objects stand out. 90% of the challenge in this game is finding things to pick up and use with the awful art and interface. Every time I got stuck and checked a FAQ, it turned out that I had missed an object in an area I swore I had thoroughly combed over. If you mouse over something at moderate speed, most of the time it won't even pop up as something you can examine. So the whole game becomes coming the cursor sloooooooowly across every screen to make sure you didn't miss anything.

One times I couldn't find an object even after a FAQ told me exactly which tiny part of the screen it was on. I spent 4 real time minutes going over the screen until I found it.