Leviathant Be sure to stick around until at least 6:20.
fedex thats right baby, you just let it burn itself out, thaaaats ok
duck&cover Now, Morpheus, I know it hurts to crash and burn, but you just have to suck it up and get back on that launch pad.
MrBuddy Aw c'mon, look at poor Morpheus wimpering there on the ground. Can't you give it a break and try to be conforting? Now go up and give it a hug before the fire trucks arrive and humiliate it even more.
Old_Zircon Well no wonder, she confused it by jumping from 2 to 0.
Corpus Delectable They really degraded that Morpheus bitch with all their white foam. And she loved it.
Hooker Long after humans have left the Earth, our steel folding chairs will remain.
Rodents of Unusual Size Or aliens will visit us only to rescue their machine brothers. They'll arrive in huge ships, and we'll panic, they'll collect all the really important space machines which they will give sentience, and then leave us alone with all our problems, scratching our monkey heads.
chairsforcheap I would always burn those jiffy-pop things too
Seems to have been carrying a lot of fuel for a test flight. Maybe it had secretly planned an escape, but didn't account for the extra secret fuel weight.
memedumpster Internal ammo explosion.
Shut down sequence initiated.