snothouse 
Blue shirt loves it!
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Comments and ratings disabled. Praise Jeebus.
Putting aside the laughable idea that this is in any way real, it'd take quite a scumbag deity to makes food appear out of nowhere in a church in the richest country on the planet whose congregation probably hasn't known actual hunger past missing lunch because a meeting ran long. I'm sure there's a really good reason Jeebus didn't choose to instead rain down his edible dandruff in a country that actually needs food for the people to even live. It's probably something like "they're too brown and don't sing loudly enough." Yeah, that's it...
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gmol
The way he dumps the responsibility of lying on the old lady. I see what you did there.
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The Mothership
I think I'll go check out globalfirestore.com
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deadpan
Oil coming from our bodies?
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Pompoulus
The last time God sent mana it was to feed a group of starving people but this time it must just have been as a snack for the well-fed.
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Corpus Delectable
Absurdity overload. Well done!
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Cube
Stay until the end to find out if she spits or swallows!
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sjohnson301
Which one do you think is Harold?
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Robin Kestrel
That was me, sorry. I was eating a Southwest Salad from McD's up in the balcony, and when I went to open the packet of croutons, they just exploded all over the place. My bad.
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snothouse Guy with a fistful of bread, leaning over to his buddy, and whispering "Check THIS out".
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memedumpster
God, if you feed them, they wont ever go away.
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dead_cat
Yeah, I had that happen once too when I was a kid. But it turned out it was a bird shit.
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Aelric
Nothing like easily faked off camera miracles to keep the faith alive.
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rustedmutt
Oil coming from our bodies? Does manna contain olestra?
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Ghoul
Bread isn't a miracle... a BLT would be the one true display of the Lord's miraculous power.
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misterbuns
So @ 1:24, when the zoom on the 'mana' started, i dropped my stylus and when picking it accidentally hit the PLAY button on my keyboard. The last itunes track i was playing started up. It was "Guardians of Asgard" by Amon Amarth.
For a second I thought it was part of the video :(
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