I just attempted this with my cat. The experience lasted .2 seconds before he gave me a look like I've gone criminally insane and then hid under a chair. Speaking of chairs, that thing behind him is hideous.
I - and presumably, the rest of you - just watched a paunchy middle-aged man in a somewhat... questionably decorated apartment slapping his two Siamese cats to the sound of Joy Division.
This should be posted as a warning to all new users on the internet. "If you plan on spending a lot of time here, be prepared to see things like this."