I'd be more impressed if they picked a real religion to rail against. They call themselves trolls? Also, Guy Fawkes masks and boomboxes playing Rick Astley are pretty much the faggiest way to protest something.

I'd be more impressed if they collectively returned to the couch cushions from which they miraculously congealed.

I know the joke is that no matter who loses, we all win, but seeing the world's two shittiest clubs go at each other just makes me mad that I had to be born in this place and time. We have already lost, all of us.

Damn. I just lost the game.